Now, I consider myself fairly educated, and knowledgeable. As I look back over the ten years of working with young children, I can honestly say, they have taught me a great deal about the world and myself. Here is a list of what I have learned.
- Pea gravel does indeed get stuck up a nose.
- Ketchup and Ranch are considered by many a meal.
- If you have 5 children in diapers, there will be at least one day a week when they all poop at the same time.
- I can only handle 5 “why?” questions in a row.
- It takes at least six months for a child to learn that sand taste nasty.
- That toys must be beaten until something breaks.
- That louder is better.
- Two year olds do not understand “walk”, they can only run, save your breath.
- Pea gravel also fits nicely into your ear.
- That I have one diaper a year that makes me gag, even after all these years.
- I will get vomited on at least once a year.
- Children are natural creators, if left to their own devises they could create something you don’t appreciate.
- Children are an excellent example of the chaos theory.
- No matter how many play phones I have, it is never enough.
- Yes a magnet wand can be thrown through a glass window
- No matter how many times you vacuüm, and sweep an infant will still amaze you with what they have in their mouth.
- Yes, a beach ball can break a ceiling light.
- Streaking is necessary as a young child.
- When children first learn to use toilet paper, it is okay to use the whole roll.
- Milk art on the floor, is indeed very pretty.
- All paper items must be crumpled and ripped, even if laminated.
- If it is stuck on the wall it must be picked or pulled off, even if it is nailed or screwed on.
- Anything that has wheels and can be pushed, must be used to run over our friends with.
- You will only think that it is cute once, to teach an infant to blow raspberries or zurberts while eating.
- It is okay to keep worms and rolly-pollies in our pockets, so we can play with them later.
Please fill free to add to this list, I know that there are so many things to learn from children. I am positive I will learn twenty-five more in the next ten years.
“I can only handle 5 “why?” questions in a row.”
This drives me mad, can’t imagine having to care for many children doing this, one drives me crazy often enough.
interesting! mark!
Hahahaha. Im not too brhigt today. Great post!
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